Monday, June 10, 2013

Retro Music Video 6/10/13


I had it set in my mind that last week was going to be the strong return for us and then all of a sudden last Saturday night I developed a pain in my right. At first I thought I was going to have to rip on giant fart, the kind that would lift a man while talking on the phone. I figured the pain would just go away. Two days later, I am in the emergency room with the pains. At this point I am thinking it is either my appendix or I am about ready to reenact the scene from Alien. Filled with a pain numbing agent that will cause you to become loopy, they take me and put in me in a giant tube to see if something was about to burst. Needless to say they did not find anything and I dealt with the pain for the next couple of days. After two ER trips and two doctor trips of them find nothing, which really makes me believe the inside of my body is the best illusionist around, I am still in pain. Get this, at one point in the process they gave me an ultrasound. I am not going to lie but I was praying that I was having a baby. That would not just be coming into a little money but that would be hitting it Oprah big. Alas, no butt baby! I will say this though, I think the pain meds they gave me is still giving me the hallucinations. I think I might have found the right Dr. Feel Good.


Ladies and gentleman, we have something cooking that is going to have to be talked about at length. The site is about to take a really huge step!!! We will discuss this during the State of The Buzz Kill Address.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Hall Of Hunks


Okay,  here we are with another beloved Hall of Hunks, which can only mean one thing. Back off guys, this one is for the ladies. Speaking of ladies if you haven’t already, enter our Hall of Hotties contest.  We have some really great prizes in store. I mean, really over a hundred dollars worth of stuff.  Use the money to make yourself even hotter. Visit the sidebar of the website for all the exclusive details and entry requirements. Anyone can win! 

 But, now onto our hunky prize for the day.  When a girl thinks of a hot guy, she not only thinks about his hair and eyes, but what kind of person he is. Nothing is better than a strong man that has a sweet, protective, and caring side right. I mean that’s just all around sexy. Now, let’s throw in blue eyes, blonde hair, a scruffy face and the ability to shoot a firearm. Total package right? Ladies I give you, Max Theirot.  Max Theriot is out of this world hot, and generally seems like a total sweetheart.  Excuse me while I swoon………  Okay, I feel better, but it’s pretty hot in here isn’t it? Yeah, it’s hot. I hear a cold shower calling my name a little later. Max Theriot is most recently known for his role in the movie House at the End of the Street as well as his newest role playing Dylan Masset in the new hit TV show Bates Motel. If you haven’t checked that out you need to the show has the creepy edge and Max plays an outsider/ half-brother that just reeks of bad-assery. I mean who doesn’t love that hot new guy in town that’s kind of quiet and keeps to himself, but when you piss him off he goes all protective lion man…. So sexy. Max Theriot is a one of a kind man that brings out the drooling hormone in everyone around. I don’t know which is sexier his eyes or his bad boy attitude. Screw it. It’s both. Max Theriot can teach me how to shoot a firearm any time.  Max if you ever read this. I would totally be okay if you would come to my house, and no it’s not at the end of the street. No, you won’t be scared you just might have to be able to give CPR. I might swoon myself into a coma at the sight of your eyes. Oh, who am I kidding. I already do that, but seriously if you read this there’s a lovely little lady residing in Arkansas that might need to be graced with your gorgeous presence.


Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Hall Of Hotties


This will not be a surprise to anyone, at least I do not think so, but my giant nerd thing is that I am a fan of pro wrestling. I know what you are thinking, but it is scripted, it is all fake... The usual stuff that non fans would say. My argument to combat those thoughts is, well the movie you are watching is just for entertainment, the reality show you are watching is for entertainment, so why are you complaining about what I choose for entertainment? It is the truth. To be an actor, you do not have to go to acting school to be thrown into a movie or tv show. However, to be a wrestler, you have to train, eat your vitamins and say your prayers. I think someone else said that before me. If I could only put my finger on it.... Brother!!!! About two months ago, my girlfriend and I attended a televised wrestling event. I can now write that off my bucket list. I have a simple but a weird bucket list. Please do not judge me. We bought tickets to see Impact Wrestling live. I know a lot of you reading this are wondering what the hell is that? Every Thursday night on Spike TV, you can view Impact. The main reason that I wanted to go was to get to see two guys that I may never get a chance to see live again. A wrestler by the name of Sting and the one and only Hulk Hogan. I know all of you know who Hulk Hogan is, so it was a must buy. I grew up watching these two guys on my television week in and week out. After a certain point you almost think they are part of your family. I know what you are thinking. I know Hogan is older than he was and man boobs might have a little sag but what in the blue hell does this have to do with the Hall Of Hotties. I am getting there. For years, women have been part of the wrestling world. They are athletic eye candy. On this night one of these women caught my eyes and I have developed on hell of a crush on this Impact Wrestling Knockout.

Taryn Terrell is a 27 professional wrestler/stunt woman. If you don't think this blonde bombshell can put a hurting on your ass, your ass will be sorely mistaken. Speaking of ass, she has the best ass in all of wrestling.  She grew up as an athlete. She was the girl next door, who was a cheerleader, and the girl you would fantasize over while watching her come up from the pool. One d
ay her life was changed forever when one of her best friends invited her to a pro wrestling event. She was sitting front row. After that night Taryn knew what her life was going to be. She wanted to get down and dirty with some women.... In a wrestling ring. Get your mind out of the gutter readers.

In the year of 2007, Taryn appeared in a not so famous magazine. I am not sure about any of you have heard it or not. The magazine is called Playboy. I am now guessing that most of the men reading this just typed Taryn Terrel Playboy in the Google Image Search. I have never typed it into Google, I BINGed it. She went on from the world of Playboy to dating the former Fresh Prince star and the guy who does the "Carlton" better than anyone, Alfonso Riberio.

In the same year, Taryn tried out of the WWE Diva Search. This is where WWE would hold an open audition for women to see if they had what it took to be WWE Divas. Taryn was eliminated fourth but the WWE saw a very bright future in the very beautiful Taryn. She was signed to a contract in the year 2008 and her life has not been the same since. She was a general manager on ECW which aired on SyFy. I am still sad I never got to see the guy from Quantum Leap take on Doctor Who. She appeared under the name Tiffany. Am I the only who thinks that was a dumb idea? How awesome is the name Taryn anyway? It sure as hell is better than Tiffany.   She was kind of lost in the shuffle in WWE. I do not know how to put this oh so softly, one too many boob to care about. Eventually WWE let her go but she found a new home.

In 2012 Taryn showed up on Impact Wrestling as the referee of the Knockouts division. She was the rule caller and I would gladly enjoy more pictures of her in pinstripes. This past March she made her in ring debut at the show, I was at actually. Her career is just taking off and she is a name that we will be hearing more of in not just the world of professional wrestling.

She is also a stunt woman. She worked on the movie Now You See Me, which is in theaters next weekend. She also had her acting debut in the comedy the Campaign as Janette. She is also making a name for herself off the screen as well. She is a student at the University of New Orleans majoring in marketing. She also is the Co leader of a volunteer mission group called Hope Children's Home that provides love and time to children that have been neglected, abused, and discarded. Terrell is a founder of a volunteer mission foundation called Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. How can you hate someone this hot and does all this charity work? Face it you can't. Do you see that ass? Screw the best in wrestling, maybe on the best in the world!!!!

We would like to welcome Miss Taryn Terrell to Hall Of Hotties. Taryn if you read this, I am begging you, please put roll me up with a schoolgirl pin. That is all I ask.

Movie Review Theater 3000

I’ve been talking to myself a lot lately… could have been those paint fumes that started it, but that was weeks ago.  However, I’ve been tinkering with the idea of building me some friends out of the strange items that can be found in the BuzzKill basement.  Why who knows! With that leaky pipe and the strange glowing ooze… not to mention that faulty electric wall socket I may be able to bring life to my creations! Mwa ha ha!  … Oh, the TV has been brought to life… movie time.  “Blue Like Jazz”… wait a minute!  I’ve heard of this title before!  Wasn’t this a book?
The answer to your question is yes.  “Blue Like Jazz” is based off Donald Miller’s book “Blue Like Jazz: Nonreligious Thoughts on Christian Spirituality.”  However, the movie focuses on a character named Don, played by Marshall Allman, who is raised in a southern Baptist community with his mother, but is abandoned by his father, “the hobo” who does not share his mother’s religious beliefs.  As Don prepares to leave for a Christian college he discovers that his mother has been having an affair with a married man, but not just any married man, the youth pastor of the church.  Confronted with this huge hypocrisy, Don drives to Portland Oregon to attend a questionable godless college.  Once there Don abandons his beliefs and experiences the dilemma of life...is there a god?
Obviously this is a religious movie, but unlike some religious movies Christians are not painted to be these perfect all loving good doers.  The hypocrisy that Don experiences from his youth pasture’s adultery with his mother and the collected stories of the characters in the movie reflect how imperfect religion can be and the serious questions it can raise.  However the movie does have a resolution and perhaps a message.  Unlike so many other Christian movies, “Blue Like Jazz” does not ask its viewers to ask forgiveness from God, but to ask forgiveness from each other.  We are all human, we are not perfect, and a few bad apples cannot represent a whole bushel.  Personally, I feel that despite our many different religious or non-religious views this is something that can resonate with everyone.
Gee golly… I’m looking around cautiously for the mob of protestors who may or may not agree with my review.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Show Me Your Tweets


I know we have all seen the picture of the one and only Kim Kardashian is sporting one of the worst pregnant looks I have ever seen in my life. If you have not seen it let me grace your eyes with the hideousness.
You can see Kim Kardashian is portraying the SNICK Couch on Broadway as we speak. However, poor Kanye West. He has had a string of bad luck. Well, it only goes worse for the rapper. He posted this on Twitter. You can only hang your head in shame after reading this.


Retro Music Video 5/21/13

I want you to take a trip back to your childhood. I want you to go back to the days of pressing Gak in its container so it would make the fart noises that pissed off your parents. I want you to go back to the days that jelly shoes were almost cool. I do not care what era you were from, those things were hideous. I want you to go back to the days that actual music ruled the radio. I am not taking that Nirvana, Smells Like Teen Spirit. I have smelt teen spirit and I must say that deodorant is your best friend. I am talking a few years before that. I want you to think back to the days where you would put on your favorite boy band. For the sake of this Retro we will choose, I don't know, New Kids On The Block. You are wearing your ponytail to the side, looking like an extra in a Tiffany video. You run screaming into the living that everyone needs to be quiet. A show was about to commence. I think all of us did this at one time or another but tell me if I am wrong, you would grab a hairbrush and pretend it was a microphone. However, at our age we had about 4 more moves than Jagger. You have the family gathered. Your back is turned, you hit play on the awesome cassette player. Look, I know a lot of you could not get the hang of compact discs just yet. You turn around and fall flat on your face. That is when all of your family that has gathered in the room knew, you had "The Right Stuff"

Saturday, May 18, 2013

What Gets My Goat

I enjoy great blockbuster movies and music as much as the next guy. I don't have a problem giving my hard earned money to the actors, actresses, and music artist that provide me with entertainment. I'm glad they made it to stardom and deserve to be rewarded for their hard work and sacrifices.But DAMN IT! You know what really gets my goat, when they forget where they come from and have a blatant obscure view of the people that put them where they are and obviously the less fortunate. It makes me absolutely sick when I see one of those "Feed the Children" advertisements on TV. Now it makes me sick for two reasons, 1. No kid should ever have to live in those circumstances or conditions. 2. When they are essentially begging the hard working middle class men and women for support when there are people with much more robust bank accounts than us.Not to hate just on celebrities but more appropriately the exclusive tier of Americans known as the one percent. Normally I say my peace, then continuing trying to survive the day to day grind but I was watching FUSE (if you don't know it is kinda like MTV but with less reality bullshit) and a show came on called "The 50 most ridiculously rich people in music".

What really got me was what these "elite" spend their money on. Do they actually try to solve the children starving in third world country's problems..... Hell no. Believe me, I understand why they lavish themselves with expensive homes, jewelry, cars, etc. But does Jennifer Lopez really need to insure her ass for 27 MILLION DOLLARS! J Lo sweetie to be honest I think you was helluva lot hotter back when you played Selena. Why can't you take a quarter of what you pay for that insurance policy and use it to help these kids?

 Next up is Dolly Parton has a six hundred thousand dollar insurance policy for only her...wait for it...her damn tits! Really is your breasts so important that you gotta insure them for three hundred thousand each?

Tom Jones.... Honestly I don't know who the hell this guy is but anyhow he has a 7 million dollar insurance policy on his FUCKING CHEST HAIR! Seriously what the hell!?

Rock legend Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones insured his middle finger for 1.6 million dollars. Well Mr. Richards what a great big fuck you to all the people that could actually use that to feed children or help fund a credible agency that helps families after a massive natural disaster.

Mariah Carey.... Her legs are covered by a policy for a whopping 1BILLION DOLLARS.

Bruce Springsteen has himself covered in the event he gets throat caner, his voice is insured to a tune of 31.2 million.

I could go on and on and on with ridiculous insurance protected celebrities that really doesn't mean a damn thing. Oh, by the way the running total so far is 1.6 billion dollars. Keep in mind this does not include the millions on top of the millions that is spent on multiple 100 thousand plus cars, the multiple houses owned that are worth at the least one million plus. Another thing why in the hell do you need a house on every continent in the world? Not to mention those houses are fully staffed with maids, cooks, groundskeepers year round. Factoring all that in I would guess our total is at least 3 billion dollars.

Since I am on the subject of money and the way it is needlessly blown by people that don't seem to appreciate it, our elected officials are just as bad. They sit in Washington bitchin and crying over ways to "help" the average joe middle class ass busting guy that is barely surviving pay check to pay check but they bitch if they don't get a raise every six months. Honestly if you really wanted to help the country you would surrender a quarter or even an eighth of what you make and reinvest it into the country towards helping to reduce the national debt or as an extra tax "break" for the people that even put your ass in the position to make the money that you so selfishly blow out your ass.

Till next time readers have fun, be safe.


Friday, May 17, 2013

WTF?!?!?!


Women who cut off their toes just to fit into their favorite pair of shoes.... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

Does this make any sense to any of you? It does not make any to me either. What can possess a woman to mutilate her own body to fit into her favorite pair of red pumps. I get having a favorite pair of shoes. I love my pair of Chuck's that feature The Buzz Kill Logo. However, if the time came where the shoes do not fit, the first thing I am going to do and I think any women that has even thought about this, the first thought would be the same. A long time ago in a city far away or possibly 20 minutes from the location you read this, a guy or gal came up with this store that sells, I don't know what they are called. Hold on a Sec. Let me think about this.... What is it that I am trying to think of? If only there was a building that held a bunch of shoes in it at once and that offered a service that when you needed new ones, you could just walk in and purchase them with money.  If only there was such a place!!! Hold the damn phone, there is. Why can't you just get a new pair of favorite shoes? It is not rocket science. Do you really want to go around life with only having four toes? That would be hell to explain at any pool party barbeque you go to in the Summer. Hey why do you only have four toes? Trust me I would be the guy sitting over in the corner laughing at you as much as possible as you explain in a serious face, that you did it to rock that pair of Jimmy Choo's. Let me make a comparison that none of you actually would do unless you have that weird sexual fetish that you have to cut something off. You walk into one of those stores that sells clothes that have some problems with them. A shirt only has one sleeve. You know the places I am talking about. Say you found a pair of gloves that you love. They would look great with any ensemble. You pick them up and look at them. The biggest problem that these gloves have is that there is a thumb and three fingers. If you are a cartoon character they are a perfect fit but you are a human and have 5 digits. Would you cut off a finger to make the gloves fit? I do not think so. This problem is solved so easily, find a new favorite pair of shoes. But if you want to cut off your toe to get into a pair of shoes, send me an email so I can laugh at you.

Ladies, you can win be hot and not have to cut anything off. The way to do that is enter the 2013 Hall Of Hotties Contest. Just look for the Hall Of Hotties Contest entry on the right of the screen. 

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Caption This

We have not done one of these in awhile and figured it was no time like the present. Now let me go over what this is all about. We are going to put up an actual photo that has not been doctored through Photoshop. This pic could be weird, funny or something that will make you say What The Fuck?!?!?! Today, we find a male on the way to Comic Con. You are not a nerd unless you have been to a Con, I want my honeymoon to be at the San Diego Comic Con. The big one. Well this pic is of a Halo character that seems to have forgot to work out.
It looks like Master Chief is feeling the effects of the bad economy as well.

Now it is up to you. If you feel that you have a better Caption, leave us a comment. Who knows, if you make us shoot a liquid out of our nose and bladder, we just might send you something.


Diary Of A Nerdy Chick

Hello fellow nerds, it has officially been entirely too long since I have written anything. However, do not fear I am alive and back with a vengeance every nerd will love.  Let's see what's been going on with me? Well I spend countless hours working now which means at the present moment I have less time for gaming and I kind of have to be an adult now. Okay, who am I kidding. I still game. Me with no gaming is never, I repeat never going to happen. I recently played through the God of War Saga and HOLY CHAINS OF OLYMPUS KRATOS! I forgot how much I love that series, my ability to play it for days on end while covered in potato chips and pizza all the while lacking pants should prove my endless loyalty. However, I lost count of how many times that game royally pissed me off to the point where I felt like throwing the controller through a dang wall. It was probably close to a million. I love those games, the graphics are stunning, the story is well thought out. The puzzles really make you think. I spent about an hour in the same part screaming " Well what in freaking Hades am I supposed to do here.  For a bit there the game had schooled me. I was no longer screaming obscenities about how awesome I was. I was slowly becoming Squidward from Spongebob during that episode where he just goes stark raving mad from trying so hard to do a better job than Spongebob at work. Yeah, I just made a Spongebob reference, I realize this, and yet. I'm still an adult. I finally beat the game and then proceeded to tell the game to suck it. Then it happened. I saw a trailer for Ascension again. Instantly hooked. Forget how mad I just got, or how stupid I just felt. I finished it and now I NEED THAT. I'm now convinced games are laced with some kind of crack within the packaging that makes you HAVE to buy all DLC for your favorite game.  You don't need DLC for a game but the minute that hits your system the feeling of instant bad-assery is one you can not escape it's just too much, and within five minutes you're not just covered in Cheetos dust, but you have bathed in your own drool. Yeah, that part isn't pleasant, but is quite funny. Speaking of funny things, you know what else is funny. Scaring people. HILARIOUS. We all know the ever popular paranormal activity series, well I convinced the boyfriend to watch them. I giggled and sat through it munching on movie snacks. I will admit I might have jumped a few times.  By far the best thing ever is watching your boyfriend jump and check for a wet spot on the couch next to you. Not only that, but every single noise that is normally cats jumping and playing turns into ''WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WAS THAT, HOLD ME" That my loves is absolutely priceless.  Maybe I can video it next time? Oh yes, that's brilliant.  So what did we learn? If you play a game without pants, you're truly committed, pizza is still the best food ever no matter your age, and there is always I repeat ALWAYS time for gaming.

Sincerely,
The Nerdiest Girl Alive.