Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Spongebob Turns 10.

It was 10 years ago when the kids network, Nickelodeon launched a cartoon that would be great to watch when completely stoned. That show is Spongebob Squarepants. I remember watching the first show and thinking what the hell is this. I never would have thought a show about a talking fry cook sponge could last this last long.

This begs me to think what questions do us Spongebob fans want to know? I have come up with a few myself.

What in the blue hell possessed Mr. Krabs to sleep with Pearl's mother?

Are Spongebob and Patrick gay?

Is Sandy Cheeks channeling her inner Patty Mayonnaise? ( Which would make her a squirrel who doesn't like nuts)

How old is Spongebob?

If he is a kid, is Mr. Krabs breaking child labor laws?

Why doesn't Plankton just pay someone to buy a Krabby Patty for him?

Should't Plankton be in jail for selling Chum to fish?

How do they swim, fish, and shower underwater?

How does Spongebob not know how to swim since they live under freaking water?

How did Spongebob or Patrick pay for their home?

Where does Spongebob get all his money to buy his shit because Mr. Krabs is such a cheapskate? ( I am guessing he is the worlds first underwater meth dealer.)

How can you drive a boat underwater?

If there are 7 bad words we can't say, What the fuck are the other 6?

How can they light a fire under water?

Why can't that annoying little prick Spongebob just leave poor Squidward alone?

Those are some of the unanswered questions. If you have any more leave a comment.

RD Russell
Only Funny @ 4:21