Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The Top 5 4:20 Movies

Wanna get high? Ahh the movies!!!! Where else can we escape reality and be taken to a dream world of magic? One minute I can be riding around on a broom playing Quidditch with a nerdy kid in glasses, than the next, I am making out with Selma Blair and trying to fuck my stepbrother. Wait a second!? Did I say that out loud? I will be blaming that on the fact that it is 4:20. One thing that has stayed a staple in the cinema is Stoner comedies. A character smokes a little weed and gets into some serious hijinks. Good Times! Good Times. Let's take a look at the 5 movies. One of them you need to watch today. These are in no order. Just really good movies to watch sober and even better after a rolled up fat one.

Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke.  Two guys meet in California on some highway. All they are looking for is a little bit of weed, man. These two guys are iconic figures in the Stoner world. A van made completely of Mary Jane. I just want to sit behind the damn thing and see what happens if I breathe in the exhaust fumes. If you haven't seen this movie, make sure you do.

Half Baked: Four friends who just sit around and smoke weed. Until out of nowhere one of the friends goes to jail for killing a diabetic horse. We have a an officer down. Poor Mr. Ed. They decide to sell marijuana that is stolen form a lab to get their friend out of jail and hilarity ensues.  My favorite part of this movie, is when they get damn the dog high and he starts flying.

Super Troopers: How many movies about cops are gonna make this list of movies for stoners? That is right, just one. This one! This movie follows around a group of Vermont Highway Cops, as they try to save their station and beat the war on drugs being brought in. However, they do smoke a lot of weed in this movie. I swear if I had the chance, I would so totally get baked and watch some Afghan Anime with a German. When the boys get the syrup in them they get all antsy in their pantsy.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: The modern day bong smoking heroes. Jay and Silent Bob try to stop the evil Miramax from making The Blunt Man and Chronic movie. Two superheroes based on the awesome Jersey Stoners. They steal a monkey, A girl gets called Boo Boo Kitty Fuck, and last but certainly not least Snoogins!

Pineapple Express: Finally, we have the newest in the pot smoking comedy classics. The story of Weed smoking Process Server, Dale Denton. He witnesses a murder while he was going to try and serve papers and runs to his buddies Saul's house to try to figure out what to do. How many times, will you see a guy get run over by a Daewoo! Seth Rogen's best movie in my opinion

Why are you still reading? Grab a doobie and go watch one of these movies.



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