Saturday, December 24, 2011

Letter to Santa (Whitney)

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year. Maybe even better than some years. Ok, Santa. Who am I kidding? I have been very naughty. Naughty so good that it has been nice. My husband finally kicked the bucket and I am going to be coming into a lot of cash. I really don't need you to bring me any material possessions. I will be able to buy them myself. I can't wait for all that money. However, Santa I could use someone to take my mind off things. I need someone to cure my loneliness. If you can I would like just one guy to take care of all my needs. I want the one and only Tim Tebow. He is athletic, sexy and the man of my dreams. He could change me into a good christian girl. Ah who am I kidding? I want to fuck his brains out make him turn to the dark side. I would do some tebowing and get down on my knees. That is what I want Mr. Claus.