Friday, April 13, 2012

A Public Service Announcement

The mind can be a very terrible thing to waste, unless you are a coach at division 1 NCAA school who happens to lie about wrecking a motorcycle just to save face. Bobby Petrino had one of the best schools in the country and blew it, just cause he was a horny old man. It just proves that the smarts of Americans have dropped more in the past few years. I swear we are on a journey to idiocy. Which is why, we here at The Buzz Kill Blog would like to warn you with a special public service announcement.

Do you know someone who suffers from pretentious douche bag syndrome or PDBS for short? Do any of you know what that really is? This is where a man or woman (No Sexism here at The Buzz Kill. We believe in Affirmative Action) has to own things that cost way out of a normal person's budget just to rub it in your face. You know the types I am talking about. The people who buy 80 dollar Tommy Hilfiger towels, or the people will brag about how much they make on a first date so they can get in your pants. These people think they are better than the rest of us normal every day folks because, apparently to them their shit doesn't stink. Well, do you know what we have to say about that here? Bwa-Ha. Please read that laugh as a short burst of sarcasm. I will take a second so you can reread that. And we are back. You know what, it's not going to hurt you to actually buy something from the Mall Of America. Not the one in Minnesota, I am talking Wal-Mart. Not everything has to be the best. A two dollar towel will do the same job and won't show your poo marks cause they come in other colors than white. You know what this gets you? You end up being 37 years old playing 5 women to try to be your sugar Mama and trying not to piss off your parole officer into taking you to prison. Instead of having name brands all around you, you are going to have your cell mates name branded into your ass while you drop the soap for him. Money and names aren't going to get you friends. That takes personality, which you can't buy. I think it's time to look at the bigger picture and stop being a bitch, unless you go to prison, in which case being a bitch is the least of your worries. Cue the More You Know Graphic and Go Party Your Ass Off It Is The Week End!!!


Jim Dick said...

What the hell did I just read?