Saturday, May 05, 2012

Hall of Hotties

I am going to tell you a little known fact about myself. I love Latina women. Other than the southern belle accent, the accent of a Hispanic female will drive my motor. I have nights where I can't watch Telemundo without sporting a nice hard on. I watch a girl keep her madame hand strong by bitch slapping another girl, Damn!!! Also, add watching it in a different language that I have no comprehension of, I can make up that they are fighting over me. This made me realize a dream I have and didn't even know it. I am going to move to Mexico. Start my own porn mag and become the Mexican Hugh Hefner. I am even gonna rock the silk pj's. I feel like it would be bad for me to ever  go to Mexico. I may never come back. However, until that dream of starting Frijoles begins, I am left inducting beautiful women into the Hall Of Hotties. In honor of Cinco De Mayo, the next induction is the girl next door and was Mexican born!!! The next Hottie into the Hall is:
Ximena SariƱana 

I have to tell you the story of how I came to know this beautiful 26 year old woman. I was flipping through the channels one day. My guess was playing some sort of drinking game to random things on the television. It was around 9 in the morning. That sounds like I have a drinking problem. Change drinking game to looking for non television porn to whack off to. Shit!!! That sounds like I have a sex addiction. I can't win for trying here. I came across VH1. Random fact, they still play music videos of a morning. They were showing the months You Oughta Know Artist. She was the featured artist for that segment and I fell head over heels for her. My first taste of her was her American release of Different. I have to say that is catchiest song I have heard in years. Her second release in America, Echo park, is just as catchy. She has a sound that you really don't hear in pop music now. I may not be able to pronounce her name but, we know her awesomeness. The Buzz Kill would like to welcome Ximena into the Hall of Hotties. I know what you are thinking. Where are the sex jokes? I can't make one with her. In all honesty, she is the kind of girl you get to take home to mom.