Saturday, June 02, 2012

Retro Music Video (June 2)

Happy National Rocky Road Day!!! That is what we need. We need to be able to celebrate the dumb holidays. The holidays that no one ever gives a shit about. Did we forget about Arbor Day? It is June which means a new month and new happenings around The Buzz Kill HQ. Before we get to the meat and potatoes, the reason why you all came. I have to get some selfless promotion out of the way. The summer is going to bring some interesting things. Every so often we will be having themed weeks. Ladies Week, Nerd Week, and much much more. Details will be coming very soon. We are also in the works on a show based on this website and the many antics that goes on around here. Stay tuned more details on the way. Lastly, The Dating Diva column will be returning very soon and Whitney needs your questions. If you any questions about your love life send them to thebuzzkillblog@gmail.com   The formalities are out of the way. Now for the real reason why you are here.

Have you ever wanted to stalk someone? I love starting out with a question that makes you wonder what the fuck is wrong with this guy. I don't mean in a bad way. Truly the only way to stalk someone legally is by constantly looking at their Facebook page. I know for me, if you don't live within walking distance, stalking is not an option. This has nothing to do with the creepy kind of stalk. What am I talking about, what if you are with someone who is cheating?  What if that person smells like the inside of a cupcake after it's been dipped in batter of STDs? If I just named anyone it would be James Bond. I mean have you seen the number of women this guy has slept with? Hugh Hefner is jealous of that guy. What do you do if you have the notion that you are getting fooled around on? You could call the television show Cheaters. I think this is the best bet. How much fun would it be to confront your cheating bastard or bitch on national television with the person they are fucking? I know someone that will not be really well received at the next church potluck. I guess you could go more low key. Either way there is one thing in common. They are going to be followed by some Private Eyes. It's kinda scary cause they are watching you.

 

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