Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Retro Music Video (July 11)

We all have dreams. Some of our dreams are easier to achieve than others. I have one of those dreams myself. This dream is something I have thought about for at least the 15 or 20 minutes. I will see this dream played out in person or on the Sims. Depends on how lazy I become. Want to know that dream? I know you said no but I am going to tell you anyway. If I didn't you would be just looking at a blank screen. It would be just like you were on Facebook. My dream is to have a festival. Bands playing. Women walking around dressed all sexy. Asses showing everywhere. The name of said festival, Sluts And Butts. There is only one place that an event of such magnitude could happen. Branson Missouri. I just want to see the look on all the older peoples faces when people from this even roll into town. Their colostomy bags would automatically fill and pacemakers would come to a complete stop. However, there are people out there who want to shatter this dream. Why would you want to stop a thing of such awesomeness? You naysayers are just trying to be a Heart Breaker. 

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