Friday, September 07, 2012

Retro Music Video (September 7)

First of all, I miss being around certain people. Let me throw this the story out there for you. What is one of the scariest things in the world to do? Besides think about Richard Simmons completely buck ass naked. That is just wrong isn't it. The scariest thing in the entire world is to try to walk down a set of broken steps. You don't know what will happen. What if you just take a step and fall and break your tailbone. You will be in a lot of pain but you will be the butt of every joke of anyone who sees it for the next 5 to 10 years. Especially if it ends up on YouTube. My sister walked down the steps one at a time, Stopping at each step not wanting to fall face first and eat a pie made of mud. The question that was asked, "why didn't you just walk down them like a normal person?" My sister then goes on a rant about how she is fat and not athletic. I am fat and uncoordinated, each time right before I take a step on those things, I send a text message to one of my friends telling them I bequeath something to them just in case I was to bite the big one in a step falling accident. I think I am going to have to start eating more Subway. I think I am going to have to make an Objection about my weight. Being chubby is what makes me sexy.