Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Hall Of Hotties

So last night, the ladies got to have all the fun around here and I have to say that is not just fair to us males, now is it? I swear some week in the near future I am going to shake some things up. I hope everyone is ready for that. I was thinking. That has left me in a very dangerous position. I tend to do some stupid things over and over. Today's thought process has led me to a thought that might be not good for my health. I learned I could never have a secretary or receptionist.. I don't know if you any of you have seen the Maggie Gyllenhaal movie, Secretary or not. I will tell you go out and find some way to rent this masterpiece of cinematic gold. You will have a sexual awakening so amazing it will be like the first time you figured out how to masturbate. It is about this woman whose boss punishes her for mistakes she makes instead of cutting herself. She ends up falling in love with him. You know it is the traditional love story with spanking and bondage. The two greatest things known to man. I feel like I would turn in the boss and kinda do something like that. I was sitting here wondering who would be the perfect candidate for the job. It didn't take long for me to figure that one out. Simply put, The Answer is the next induction into the Hall of Hotties
Erin Hannon

Don't let Erin's girl next door look fool you. This girl is a freak. Erin is the receptionist for what I am guessing the most boring awesome company in television history, Dunder Mifflin. She answers the phone and take down notes for the boss. I wouldn't mind her taking down some dictation for me, if you know what I mean. She is one of the sweetest and quirky women on television. I am not going to lie, she could pretty much do anything and she would look sexy. Listening, watching the news, eating a cheeseburger, or playing scrabble, I really don't think I would be able to keep my hands off her. You have seen the sweet side of Erin, the girl next door. The girl who listens to goofy music and sings along with it. There is another side of this sex kitten. The Subtle Sexuality Side. She is a woman of many many talents. We welcome Erin Hannon to The Hall Of Hotties. Erin if you get a chance to read this, I am not a male prima Donna. And as a special bonus here is the Subtle Sexuality Music Video.