Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Hall of Hunks

Hello all you boils and ghouls. Happy Halloween from your favorite pregnant writer. This year I thought of something really cute to dress as for Halloween. I am dressing up as a zombie carrying a zombie baby. I think it will be super cute and get the attention of some sexy vampires. Ladies, we never get the right treatment on holidays. It's always the Hall of Hotties that goes up first. Well, today that is going to change. I want to induct not just one person but a character type in horror movies. I love getting a good scare, what girl doesn't. Getting to be held tightly by someone you care about. It's one of the most unintentional romantic things out there. With that being said, I want to induct someone that doesn't get to stay around that long in these movies and that makes me sad. I can't be the only one who loves some dark chocolate from time to time. The next induction in the Hall of Hunks is The Black Guy Who Always Dies First In A Horror Movie. I find myself yelling at the screen every time I watch one of these movies. Please don't get left alone. I want to be able to look at him for another few minutes before a zombie tears up his body or before a psychopath chop off his head with a knife. It breaks my heart to see these pieces of man candy be killed off so quickly. It's almost like having foreplay with someone and right before you start having sex, they fall asleep. I just want one horror movie where the hero is the black guy. I know when that happens I could die one happy girl.