Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Funny Ass Video (Election Day Special)

The day has finally come. It is the biggest day in American history. I feel like I am Tony Schiavone on an episode of WCW Monday Nitro. Today is the biggest day in the history of the sport but the main even would be Hulk Hogan against a guy dressed like a mummy but called Yeti. If that makes any sense to anyone please let me know. Speaking of classic matches between two people that have on our television way too long and have done nothing. Romney Vs Obama. Tonight we will find out the results of this battle. I have searched the internet and found two battles between these two men who look dapper in a suit unless you magic underwear. Mitt, I am looking you. Next time you wear a suit make sure that the undergarments can not be seen by the masses. Micheal Jordan hangs his Hanes wearing head in shame. How about an EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!!!!!!!

Speaking of epic battles. Remember as a kid when you would bust out some Mortal Kombat and you would get up to the top to fight Shao Kahn and he would keep beating your ass and you would have to keep restarting? Don't you wish it was that easy in life. A life where your biggest problem can be solved by blowing it. Well, from the makers of Mortal Komabt comes POLITICAL KOMBAT 2012. Romney vs Obama, FIGHT!!! And you can choose the winner. It's like those crappy choose your own adventure Goosebumps Books.