Monday, November 19, 2012

Hall of Hotties

It is going to be an awesome week here at Buzz Kill HQ. We have some big things planned for all of you. The debut of the Ridge of Nuts story will be this week. We will also have a some special Thanksgiving pieces complete with the newest edition of the Solitude of Nerdom Podcast. Get full and read up this week. Let us focus on the now. So last week my girlfriend, the best friend and myself decided to rent some movies to pass the time. I know I live the exciting life don't I? One of those movies was called Zombies Vs Strippers. Yes, this masterpiece of cinematic horse turd made me realize that I need to have a better taste in my B horror movies. This movie was so bad it made Gigli look like an Oscar Contender. I knew that I was going to have to get rid of this bad taste out of my mouth. We popped in Rock of Ages. If you haven't seen it, it is musical with songs from the 80s gracing the soundtrack. Tom Cruise plays the Stacy Jaxx, the biggest rock star alive. It was a great movie but there was one person who sung and danced her way into my heart and my pants. The next induction into the Hall of Hotties is:
Julianne Hough
 This 24 year old bombshell becomes a household name when she was a pro on the ABC show, Dancing With The Stars. I don't know about you, I wouldn't mind doing a horizontal polka with her. Ok, I am up for trying new things, I wouldn't mind trying a horizontal Paso Doble. She graced the small screen from season 4 to season 8 and won the Crystal Ball twice. I have three balls she could win on a regular basis. Julianne or Miss Hough if you are nasty, left the show to work on her country music career and was awarded the top new artist from the Academy of Country Music. I want to give the top nude (except socks) artist. But she is not done, this hottie is a triple threat. This girl can act too. She was in the musical, Burlesque starring Cher and Christina Aguliera. If she could stand out between that bowl of crazy flakes, then you could tell this woman is going to have a promising career. She was in the remake of the film Footloose. Anyone want to play 7 degrees of getting Julianne to nibble on Kevin Bacon. This is the story of a town who outlaws dancing. One dance still allowed the horizontal Jitterbug. Most recently she was in Rock of Ages, playing a young girl from Oklahoma that moves to California to get into the music industry. That is also the same storyline of about 75% of porn actresses and strippers as well. We would like to welcome Julianne Hough into the Hall of Hotties. Julianne if you read this, would you teach me how to waltz..... Horizontally?