Friday, November 30, 2012

Hall of Hotties

I made a promise to a special someone that I would finally sit down and watch a movie franchise with them. I am not one for fads in the entertainment business, except for bubble gum pop. That shit was my jam yo!!! I sat down and watched the first movie and I knew I was doomed. I was hooked like a bass on the end of Kevin Van Dam's pole. 5 points for anyone who actually knows who Kevin Van Dam actually is. I know the new Twilight movie just came out. (You can pick up a Team Charlie shirt in The Buzz Kill Blog Store. Sorry for the cheap plug.) Thank god, I didn't have to sit through that again. These movies are different. They actually have decent acting, Kristen Stewart, I am looking at you. This hottie could cast a spell on me any day any given time. The next induction into The Hall Of Hotties is:
Emma Watson
She grew up right in front of our eyes. She went from child idle, to HOLY SHIT BALLS, is that EMMA WATSON!!! Damn. That girl be fine. Emma is a 22 year old, very talented actress. She is best known for her role as Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter series. She played her in all 8 movies. How many dirty Harry Potter references can we actually make in this induction. Hermione, more like Her Heine. I would mind taking Miss Watson into my chamber of sex secrets. You and I both know we want to get freaky with her. If she touched me, my crotch would be true Goblet of Fire. Maybe she could come over for some Deathly Swallows. I think that about wraps it up, hold on, If she cast a spell on me, she would have given me the Sorcerer's Bone. Miss Watson, we welcome you into the Hall of Hotties. If by some chance you get a chance to read this. Don't judge me by my sexual comments and you could play with my wand till something came shooting out.