Monday, November 05, 2012

Retro Music Video 11/5

Well we are just one day from the most important day in the US besides Black Friday. Tell me a more important day than mothers beating the piss out of other mothers to try to get that last version of Don't Touch Me There Elmo. How can we forget the Cabbage Patch Kids debacle of 1984? That made a lot of people see a therapist. A very scary time in our nation. Seriously tomorrow is the day we go to the polls and cast our votes. I hope that all of you get out and cast your vote for the candidate of your choice. It doesn't matter if they are republican or democrat, just as long as it's not the guy running under the communist party. If this person gets elected, the official drink of America will be Vodka.  Here is one for you, one of the lesser known presidential candidates is supported by NAMBLA. If you no idea what that is. Let me be the one who informs you. The North American Man Boy Love Association. You thought the Clinton scandal was nuts. Wait until the To Catch a Predator people show up to the White House. Did you know Rosanne was running for president. If she runs the country like she sings the National Anthem, we are fucked. And it isn't going to be pretty. We would take it up the ass without lube. Todd Akin, would actually think it is legitimate rape.  Thank god the election is tomorrow and life can go back to normal. As normal as one can get seeing that I don't think I have met anyone that is really normal. All I can say is I Don't Want To Wait, I am ready for this to be over.

On an unrelated note, I can't be the only one who wants to walk by a creek now? Damn you Dawson.