Thursday, January 03, 2013

The Crystal Ball: 2013

The year 2012 ended just three short days ago unless you are reading this on the fourth or later. Just input random day in that spot. A lot of stuff happened in 2012. We chose the president to be the same guy that we had for the last 4 years, A lesbian ruled the music world ( I just think Justin Bieber is a 24 year old woman claiming to be an 18 year old boy.) and LeBron finally won a ring to prove that he is overrated. I was sitting on the toilet and I had an epiphany or just a really huge poo. Please choose the latter. I am going to predict the future for the year of 2013. I want all of you to know that I am not a trained professional, I have never been a part of the psychic friends network or was friends with Montel Williams. If I get any of these right, I see a future of having a show on the Lifetime Network or some other network that caters to the lonely people who believe in voodoo or something like that. The Crystal Ball A.K.A my empty two liter of Pepsi, will predict the year in sports, Entertainment, News and Sports and one that is very personal.

The Wide World of Sports

We are down to 12 teams left in the hunt for the Lombardi Trophy and I have to say we did pretty well picking the divisions except for the Colts. I have to say that was the biggest surprise of the season of 2012. Who is going to make the big dance? The empty two liter has told me that it will come down to the city that is a mile high and the team that plays on a frozen tundra. The Packers and Broncos are the selection this year. The winner will be The Packers 28-24 in one of the best Super Bowls we have ever seen.

The National Championship game is just days away and the empty bottle tells me The Fighting Irish will be the National Champions. The Florida game is a precursor as to how Bama will play in the title game. ND 31 Bama 23

The NBA Championship  will come down to two teams that will the future of the league. The Thunder and the Knicks. Let that sink in on you all. The Knicks will be playing for the world title but will come up short against the Thunder in 5 games.

The NHL? The only ice they have been around in is in their drinks.

The NCAA college basketball tourney? There are two teams at this moment that will be tough to beat when March comes around. Keep your eyes on the Blue Devils of Duke and the Jayhawks from Kansas.

I would predict the winner of the baseball season but I am going to go out on a limb. The Kansas City Royals will make the playoffs for the first time in 20 years.

The world of Entertainment.

This is going to be a huge year for the man known as Charlie Sheen. I am going to be going out on a limb here. The fall premiere of Two and a Half Men will see the return of Charlie Harper to make up for the fleeting ratings for the show.

Carly Rae Jepsen, I just met you and this is crazy but her second hit will flop baby. Justin Bieber will become an afterthought before the year's end, and One Direction will go the way of O-Town. I bet some of you just asked who is O-Town. My point exactly. This will be the year of country music performer.

The Office is one of my favorite shows in the history of television but the way this season is running, and I hate to say this, the series finale will be the worst in television history.

The Simpsons will start their final season in the fall.

The World of News.

The gun debate is going to spark a heated discussion leading to come crazy antics by gun enthusiasts and people who oppose.

Marijuana will start getting on ballots across the country to see if it will become legal across the board.

Gay Marriage will be legal in around over half of the states in this country. 

The World of Your Own.

You will eat something. You will go to sleep and you will have a bowel movement. It will be not in order.

That is all the Pepsi bottle is telling me at the moment.