Thursday, February 14, 2013

Hall Of Hunks

Hello lovelies it’s Valentine’s Day and that can only mean one of two things either it makes every woman incredibly aware of how single she is, or it’s National Treat your girl like a princess day. Luckily, I get to partake in the second of those two, but I still need just a little extra romantic kick. Whether you're with someone or single it’s ALWAYS a good idea to throw on your favorite comfy clothes get some Ben and Jerry’s and watch some chick flicks. So, there I am all ready with my romantic dinner, sweatpants, and ice cream and I see the sexiest man alive grace my television screen. I swear, I think angels are still singing. If you’ve seen Dear John, or The Vow you know exactly who I’m talking about. Ladies without any further delay and before the drool hits the floor, I’m inducting Channing Tatum into the Hall of Hunks. Channing has done so many romantic movies and I’m not even going to lie, I wish I could be his sexy sweet little co-star, but a girl can only dream. Can you imagine being in the arms of that man? I think I would just melt or become completely incoherent. Gah, that man shirtless….. Yeah, totally just drooled like a fat kid over a slice of cake. I know Channing isn’t food, but I could just lick him right up if you know what I mean. Not only is he hot, but he’s sweet as all get out in those movies. I don’t know about all you ladies, but if a hot guy jumps in the water to get your purse, it’s an instant lady boner. Sort of makes me wish I could play constant damsel in distress and have his gorgeousness come to my rescue. Channing Tatum is the perfect mix of prince charming/boy next door mixed and hot/instant lady boner material. Maybe after I mop all this drool off the floor and finish dreaming about my own version of a fairy tale I’ll actually get up and watch something else, but for now, the drool continues to flow and the dreams get sweeter. Channing Tatum is my favorite hunk as of yet and to my dearest dreamy fellow. If  you’re reading this,  if I woke up from a coma and someone told me you were my husband. I wouldn’t object, I’d accept no questions asked. Please let me be your next fairy tale princess.